Tue, 10 Jan 2006

Rat Pack 2006 Roster (John H. and Jeff P)
Topic: Rosters
I appreciate the commentary and the birthdates, but about Ron Jeremy...what, you expect he has a viable retirement plan?

2.0 BUZZ ALDRIN - Second man on the Moon 01/20/30
1.9 Saddam Hussein - someone will off him
1.8 LLOYD BENTSEN JR - US Senator, Treasury Secretary 02/11/21
1.7 SHELLEY WINTERS - ballooned actress 08/18/22
1.6 JUNE ALLYSON – actress Two Girls and a Sailor 10/07/17
1.5 ARIEL SHARON - Israeli PM
1.4 JANE RUSELL - Big breasted actress Gentlemen Prefer Blondes 06/21/21
1.3 COURTNEY LOVE - Kurt Cobain's biotch 07/09/64
1.2 Oral Roberts - did he ever collect enough money?01/24/18
1.1 BILL CLINTON – ex pres 8/19/46
1.0 James Brown – godfather of soul 5/03/28
1.0 TRACEY GOLD – drug induced growing pains actress 05/16/69
1.0 MICHAEL TYSON – idiot ex-heavy weight 06/30/66
1.0 Ron Jeremy – dude, 6 movies in 6 days? 03/12/53
1.0 MICHAEL JACKSON – finally pushing up daisies instead of little boys 08/29/58

Posted by mortfoliocaretaker at 12:28 PM EST

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