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Tue, 5 Apr 2005
From the ashes...
here is where we can keep the group up to date on standings and events and trash talking...no holds barred, let Cerebrus aside and lets get to work!
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 3:12 PM EDT
Mon, 10 Jan 2005
2005 Rosters (WITH DEATHS NOTED)
Mood:
 vegas lucky
Topic: Rosters
Below are the rosters from 2005 (for reference or for mocking)
WORM'S MEAT
2.0 Pope DIED
1.9 Vern Troyer
1.8 George Clinton
1.7 Jimmy Carter
1.6 Queen Mum
1.5 Michael Moore
1.4 Beetlejuice Stern Wack-Pack
1.3 Liz Taylor
1.2 Lloyd Bridges
1.1 Rick Allen Def Leppard One-armed drummer 1.0 Corey Haim
1.0 Courtney Love
1.0 Edward Furlong
1.0 James Brown
1.0 Pam Anderson
Vince R
2.0 Pope DIED
1.9 August Pinochet
1.8 Mary Travers
1.7 Warren Buffet
1.6 Liz Taylor
1.5 Jerry Lewis
1.4 Dick Cheney
1.3 Billy Graham
1.2 Liza Minelli
1.1 Viktor Yuschenko
1.0 Alonzo Mourning
1.0 Britney Spears
1.0 Guiseppe DiStefano
1.0 Luther Vandross DIED
1.0 Ruben Studdard
Robert G
2.0 Pope DIED
1.9 Magaret Thatcher 1.8 Alex Higgins Snooker pro
1.7 James Brown
1.6 Zsa Zsa Gabor
1.5 James Doohan DIED
1.4 Dan Fogelberg
1.3 Yves St. Laurent
1.2 Freddy Fender
1.1 Norodom Sihanouk
1.0 Ashley Olsen
1.0 John Goodman
1.0 Keith Richards
1.0 Mary Kate Olsen
1.0 Tom Laughlin
Mark M
2.0 Sadaam Hussein
1.9 Brooke Astor
1.8 Pope DIED
1.7 Jim Nabors
1.6 Kurt Vonnegut
1.5 William Rehnquist DIED
1.4 Gore Vidal
1.3 Betty Ford
1.2 King Fahd DIED
1.1 Jerry Lewis
1.0 Curtis Jackson aka "50Cent"
1.0 Gary Busey
1.0 Jan Michael Vincent
1.0 Janet Reno
1.0 Louis Farakhan
Liz A
2.0 Peter O'Toole
1.9 Doris Day
1.8 Hugh Hefner
1.7 Alan Greenspan
1.6 Christopher Lee
1.5 Sir Richard Branson
1.4 Lauren Bacall
1.3 Jerry Lewis
1.2 Tony Curtis
1.1 Karl Malden
1.0 Harvey Fierstein
1.0 Malcolm McDowell
1.0 Montel
1.0 Olivia deHavaland
1.0 Sadaam Hussein
Lawrence V
2.0 Pope DIED
1.9 Gerald Ford
1.8 Don Imus
1.7 Phil Rizzuto
1.6 Rosa Parks DIED
1.5 Larry Hagman
1.4 Jack Klugman
1.3 Joey Bishop
1.2 Chuck Barris
1.1 Brooke Astor
1.0 Eddie Albert DIED
1.0 Gore Vidal
1.0 Jesse Helms
1.0 John Kenneth Gilbraith
1.0 Sherwood Schwartz
John H
2.0 Buzz Aldrin
1.9 Eddie Albert DIED
1.8 Lloyd Bentsen
1.7 Shelly Winters
1.6 June Allyson
1.5 Dick Clark
1.4 Jane Russel
1.3 Courtney Love
1.2 Gary Coleman
1.1 Roger Clinton
1.0 Kirstie Alley
1.0 Michael Jackson
1.0 Michael Moore
1.0 Michael Tyson
1.0 Tracey Gold
Jeff S
2.0 Billy Graham
1.9 Gerald Ford
1.8 Pat Summeral
1.7 Maggie Smith
1.6 Hubie Brown
1.5 Fidel Castro
1.4 Magic Johnson
1.3 Arnold Palmer
1.2 Angie Dickinson
1.1 Steven Seagall
1.0 Marion Barry
1.0 Mark Gastineau
1.0 Nelson Mandela
1.0 Norman Schwartzkopf
1.0 Sir Richard Attenborough
Jeff P
2.0 Chuck Berry
1.9 Rose Marie
1.8 Carol Channing
1.7 Tony Curtis
1.6 Eartha Kitt
1.5 Red Buttons
1.4 Barbara Billingsley
1.3 Yvonne DiCarlo
1.2 William Rehnquist DIED
1.1 Jim Noble
1.0 George Carlin
1.0 Geraldine Ferraro
1.0 Meadowlark Lemon
1.0 Peter O'Toole
1.0 Rosa Parks DIED
Gary H
2.0 Eddie Albert DIED
1.9 Jack Palance
1.8 Pope DIED
1.7 Jack LaLanne
1.6 Bob Barker
1.5 Mary Kate Olsen
1.4 Nancy Reagan
1.3 Dick Clark
1.2 Fidel Castro
1.1 John Goodman
1.0 Abu-Musab Al-Zarqawi
1.0 Dick Cheney
1.0 Osama Bin Laden
1.0 Thurl Ravenscroft DIED
1.0 Tom Bosley
Darcy O
2.0 Liza Minelli
1.9 Alan Greenspan
1.8 Dick Clark
1.7 Aretha Franklin
1.6 Barbara Bush
1.5 Bill Cosby
1.4 Bob Barker
1.3 Cher
1.2 Naomi Campbell
1.1 Dick Cheney
1.0 Eddie Van Halen
1.0 Janet Reno
1.0 Mary Kate Olsen
1.0 Ozzy
1.0 Rush Limbaugh
Dan Swenson
2.0 Pope DIED
1.9 Osama Bin Laden
1.8 Mohammed Ali
1.7 Dick Clark
1.6 Ozzy
1.5 Don Imus
1.4 Abe Vigoda
1.3 Jack Klugman
1.2 Larry King
1.1 Willie Mays
1.0 Al Lewis
1.0 Elton John
1.0 John Tenta
1.0 Michael J. Fox
1.0 Mick Mars
Brian G
2.0 Yogi Berra
1.9 Sadaam Hussein
1.8 Pope DIED
1.7 Walter Cronkite
1.6 Robert Downey Jr.
1.5 Robert Mugabe
1.4 Margaret Thatcher
1.3 Arnold Palmer
1.2 Kirk Douglas
1.1 JD Salinger
1.0 Arthur Miller DIED 2/10/05, FIRST BLOOD
1.0 Anthony Smith aka "Tone-Loc"
1.0 Gerald Ford
1.0 Keith Richards
1.0 Louis Ruykeyser
Ann G
2.0 Karl Malden
1.9 Zsa Zsa Gabor
1.8 Fidel Castro
1.7 Phyllis Diller
1.6 Ricky Williams
1.5 Queen Mum
1.4 Esther Williams
1.3 James Brown
1.2 James Whitmore
1.1 Cat Stevens
1.0 Bobby Labonte
1.0 Dick Clark
1.0 Jimmie Johnson
1.0 Liz Taylor
1.0 Michael Jackson
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 12:01 AM EST
Updated: Sun, 8 Jan 2006 9:26 PM EST
Sat, 1 Jan 2005
Mission Statement
Topic: Mission Statement
Mortfolio exists to detach ourselves from societal norms of behavior, for when one honestly and logically looks at a dead pool, it is no more a vice than any other wager or competition. Mortfolio exists as a dirty little secret that you only tell those who are closest (case in point, only 4 people participated in 2004 after I asked 20...so many were interested observers that we had 16 in 2005).
Take a deep breath, get that guilt off your shoulder and browse around...
Mission Statement:
1. I will not judge others who choose not to participate
2. My fate is not altered by my participation in the Mortfolio.
3. I will not feel the pain of others torment or ridicule relating to my participation in the Mortfolio, and finally
4. My participation in no way influences the event of a celebrities death (often times, the fault lies in the celebrities hyper-consumptive personality and Macchiavelian posture)
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 12:01 AM EST
Tue, 1 Jan 2002
Oldest President ever not getting any older
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Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 1:00 AM EST
Updated: Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:31 AM EST
Score: Gerald Ford Dead
Mood:
 blue
Gerald Ford dead today at age 93. Three coroners share in the pick of the longest-living President (Beats Ronald Reagan by one month) in our friendly dead pool. Brian G 1.1 confidence kicker, Larry V 1.2, and Buying the Farm at 1.4 is still not enough to take back the lead after the Christmas death of James Brown pushed the Rat Pack to #1 in 2006.
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 1:00 AM EST
Updated: Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:38 AM EST
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