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Thu, 22 Jun 2006
Better Late than Never: The Ariel Sharon Watch
Mood:
 irritated
Topic: Impending Death
Since the impact of Sharon's death will have just a bit less impact to the Mortfolio than it will create in the Middle East, I thought it was important near the halfway point that I include some links on Sharon's current status.
On May 29, Sharon moved to a long-term care facility.
The most comprehensive site appears to be the Miami paper the Sun-Sentinel, maintaining a blog-like roll of Sharon stories.
Sharon appears on 6 of the 9 rosters for 2006, and of those six only one is NOT in the 2.0 CC slot.
If Sharon dies in 2006, the Mortfolio score would be 47 multiplied by the confidence kicker, effectively separating those five squads from the rest. Brian G has the most to gain by Sharon's health, as he is currently in fourth and would love to see waste their 2.0 spot.
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 11:43 AM EDT
Updated: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:49 AM EDT
Wed, 14 Jun 2006
Gary H's reign lasted about as long as the Lloyd Bentsen 1976 presidential campaign....
Rat Pack 191 - Winters, Bentsen (solo)
Gary H 189 - Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (solo)
Buy the Farm 182 - Reave (solo), Woods (solo)
Mark M 148 - Winters, Rukeyser
Brian G 114 - Rukeyser
Vince R 105 - Coretta Scott King (solo)
Larry V 53 - Galbraith (solo)
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 12:01 AM EDT
Tue, 13 Jun 2006
"I knew Zarqawi, and you are no Zarqawi..."
Mood:
 hug me
Topic: Death Score
Former Senator and Treasury Secretary Lloyd Bentsen, the Democratic vice presidential nominee who in 1988 famously told rival Dan Quayle he was “no Jack Kennedy,” died Tuesday of complications from strokes. He was 85.
The title reference speaks more to the scoring spread between the 85 year old Bentsen for the Rat Pack and Abu al-Zarqawi for Gary H last week than it does to compare either to the receiver of the Magic Bullet.
In the words of Jerry Lewis, ROLL THAT BIG BOARD!
(125-85)*1.8ck = 73, plus 25 solo hit bonus = 98 points.
We have a new leader as The Rat Pack squeaks into first (couldn't resist...).
Not shabby at all, shows the importance of the Confidence Kicker (CK). The CK may also show how bad most of us look for piling on the Ariel Sharon bandwagon.
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 5:44 PM EDT
Updated: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 5:54 PM EDT
Fri, 9 Jun 2006
Standings after Zar-Blowie
Mood:
 celebratory
Topic: Standings
Gary vaults into first place!
Gary H 189 - Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (solo)
Buy the Farm 182 - Reave (solo), Woods (solo)
Mark M 148 - Winters, Rukeyser
Brian G 114 - Rukeyser
Vince R 105 - Coretta Scott King (solo)
Rat Pack 93 - Winters
Larry V 53 - Galbraith (solo)
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 12:01 AM EDT
Updated: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 5:35 PM EDT
Thu, 8 Jun 2006
Zarqowi? Zar-Blowie!
Mood:
 a-ok
Topic: Death Score
American Forces moved quickly on intelligence that Al Qaeda #2 Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was huddling with clerics. One bunker buster later, al-Zarqawi was dead.
Many around the world rejoiced in his death as a symbol that terrorists do indeed face justice. Few rejoiced more than Mortfolio's own Gary H.
Gary took a huge risk with Abu in the 1.9 Confidence kicker, based on young age (39) and also what I would say could be a difficulty in verifying his death. Here are the digits:
(125-39) *1.9 = 164 + 25pts unique bonus = a record 189 POINTS for a single death!
There exists much confusion in regards to Mark M's entry of Ayman al-Zawahiri. That is a different dude. Wikipedia wins again. Mark gets nothing and likes it.
PS - There is a last terrorist bonus of 20 points that cannot be awarded until the terminus of the contest. Stay tuned if Gary H can go over 200 points with this pick alone!
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 12:01 AM EDT
Updated: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 3:14 PM EDT
Sat, 27 May 2006
Haunted Furniture
Mood:
 don't ask
I do not recall how I found this Scarefactory site, but I immediately thought of my Mortfolio brethren.
You can click on this forever.
And why is the word "Impaler" so damn funny to me?
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 5:07 AM EDT
Updated: Fri, 9 Jun 2006 6:06 PM EDT
Fri, 26 May 2006
While I am on vacation...
Mood:
 party time!
someone keep an eye on things...anybody famous dies, immediately tally the score and standings and post it for all.
At the risk of showing my identity, here are vacation photos...
http://homepage.mac.com/vincent.regan/PhotoAlbum4.html
http://homepage.mac.com/vincent.regan/PhotoAlbum5.html
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vinceregan/
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 1:58 PM EDT
Updated: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 2:13 PM EDT
Thu, 4 May 2006
Tiger Wood's Father
Mood:
 incredulous
Topic: Death NOT Score
It is hard to believe that a mortician gets points based on someone else's ability to procreate. The Earl of Wood certainly did a fine job of parenting, but even retarded people can accomplish this act. Celebrity by association should not be allowed. I guess the friends & family plan has evolved.
Posted by death-broker
at 12:27 PM EDT
You think a deadpool is sick?
Mood:
 hungry
If you haven't heard that some of the strangest human freak stories happen in Germany or Florida (scroll down halfway), chalk one up for the Rheinland.
Seems there is a dark underbelly of the Internet (pot calling the kettle black?) that deals with cannabilism as the ultimate sexual fetish (insert uncomfortable pause here).
In Germany just such a story is gripping the nation. Armin Meiwes stands trial for ritual sexual cannabilism and lo and behold it is pushing the boundaries of legal defense.
After catching my breath from the horror, i laughed out loud when the last paragraph on the first link talks about practitioners signing a contract to protect the rights of the survivor.
Let the comments begin!
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 11:52 AM EDT
Updated: Thu, 4 May 2006 11:54 AM EDT
Current Standings
Mood:
 on fire
Topic: Standings
Buy the Farm 182 - Reave (solo), Woods (solo)
Mark M 148 - Winters, Rukeyser
Brian G 114 - Rukeyser
Vince R 105 - Coretta Scott King (solo)
Rat Pack 93 - Winters
Larry V 53 - Galbraith (solo)
Posted by mortfoliocaretaker
at 11:29 AM EDT
Updated: Thu, 4 May 2006 11:32 AM EDT
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